Monday 30 June 2008



---~@ Lifestyle Change? @~---


minyak mahal, barang naik..suma naik, jgn tambah askar sudah..hehhehe, anyways, email from a frend. tip-tip yang boleh diamalkan di kala gawat.

Part A (Kenderaan)

1) Yg Macho naik keta CC besar boleh tukar ke keta cc kecil (kancil etc)

2) Yg naik kancil tu leh tukar ke naik moto

3) Yg naik moto tu boleh tukar ke naik beskal

4) Yg naik beskal tu boleh tukar ke jalan kaki

5) Yg jalan kaki tu boleh tukar ke tumpang orang (jiran - kawan)

6) Yg asyik tumpang orang tu kalau tak tahan malu boleh beli keta. Lagi besar CC lagik macho. Sila rujuk nombor 1


Part B (Elektrik)

1) Jgn bayar bil anda.. biar diorang potong.. so tak payah la bayar lagi lepas tu.

2) Jual je semua barang elektrik anda (TV, radio, dvd player etc). Tak de peluang dan alasan utk anda nak pakai elektrik.

3) Pakai lilin atau unggun api untuk menerangi malam anda. Ini adalah bagus untuk mengeratkan hubungan keluarga terutama suami isteri hehehe

4) Kalau perlukan lampu juga anda boleh gunakan lampu beskal anda.Apa lagi mau lampu kayuh dan onkan dynamo beskal tuh. Kalau andabijak mungkin anda boleh suruh hamster anda berlari mengelilingi roda yg dilengkapi dynamo. Tidak pasti pula kalau hamster anda pandai mengayuh beskal.

5) Buat aktiviti malam (bukan yg sulit2) anda di tempat awam. Tempat ni lampu dia terang macam lampu stadium. Sebagai contoh anda nak lipat kain di waktu malam. Bawak je bundut kain anda ke Dataran Masjid Putrajaya dan lipat di situ. (Utk orang putrajaya je la)


6) Handphone anda kehabisan bateri? Jgn risau ..recharge je hp atau barang2 elektrik anda kat opis atau di tempat2 awam yg ada soket elektrik (hospital, balai raya, Pejabat YB) haha keraja*n akan tolong bayarkan bil elektrik untuk anda (Utk Anual nie). Hehe bijak bukan?

7) Nak tengok TV? tgk je kat rumah jiran atau restoran/warung yg berdekatan. Tapi order la air suam atau teh O utk cover macho anda.


Part C (Makanan)



1) Tanam tanaman yg boleh dimakan disekeliling rumah anda.
*Nota - tanam orang mati tidak akan membuahkan hasil maksima.

2) Gunakan dapur kayu api atau dapur minyak tanah untuk memasak. Makan mentah pon ok gak kalau lalu.

3) Kalau selalu makan beras siam tu cuba try ubi kayu plak. Ni tanam sekeliling rumah la.

4) Schedule appointment meeting di pejabat anda. Includekan makan2 atau jamuan. Tak de jamuan jgn pergi..

5) Malam jumaat jgn lupa baca yasin kat msjid/surau. Kalau ada tahlil atau doa selamat mesti ada paling koman nasik lemak bungkus atau pisang.

6) Kalau VIP / YB kawasan anda buat open house. Jgn lupa bawak tupperware atau mangkuk tingkat dan tapau sebanyak mungkin. Secara tidak langsung akan tersampailah mesej "rakyat berjimat cermat dan ubah cara hidup" kepada VIP /YB anda.

7) Makan je nasik lemak RM1 setiap hari. Kalau satu hari pagi,tghhari dgn malam baru RM3. Kalau setahun 365 X 3 baru RM1095 Wuiii save gileerr...

P.S. fo me, its depend on yerself. tepuk dada, tanyalah selera.

until then


Sunday 29 June 2008

---~@ Lower u'r fat @~---


want to know how to burn fat faster and become healthier?


go here or ask him




but here is the tricks, try drink a lot of ice cold water regularly everyday. study shows that it could eat 200 of your calories a day. and try to make love with no aircond on, 2000 or more calories fly just like that..trust me.

P.S. i have a lot of fat to spare

until then

Saturday 28 June 2008

---~@ empty @~---



penah tak in a day yer brain went nut and totally empty. brainless, no activity or wat so ever?

P.S. happens to me all the time..does it means that im stupid or my brain just dont want to communicate with me? dead? i dun know..maybe merajuk? ahahaa..mengarut!

how many of my brain cells working right at dis moment? how many percent of 'it' giving up on me? wat kind of surgery u think might help or boost up the healing process? i hate myself for not thinking straight....



P.S.S. dun worry, i will 'call' u when u need me ~wink~ (i dun know why i put a picture of half naked chick with phone stuck inside her bikini..seriously dude, i really don)

until then

Monday 23 June 2008

Malaysian Food Fair 2008


---~@ Food Fair Lagi @~---


last weekend, kedutaan malaysia di holland menganjurkan acara tahunan; Malaysian Food Fair. setiap tahun warga malaysia yg berada sini berpeluang utk menikmati makanan serta minuman (teh tarik sahaja) malaysia sambil mengeratkan silaturahim.

tahun lepas my wife tak dpt dtg (masih dlm pantang), so ini tahun boleh la makan-makan sambil enjoy2. pulun berabis. lagipun maybe ini adalah tahun terakhir kami berpeluang untuk menyertai acara tahunan ini, next year dah nak balik. yahoooo!

my daughters with their new aunty (sepupu peja)

sesapa nak rasa makanan johor, ini lah tempatnya

nak rasa laksam, mi laksa, mi goreng..order

barang tembaga yg almost seratus tahun pun ada, tudung..buku resipe pun ada. aku sambar keris lama satu. hulu keris balut dengan kain kuning tu!

tempat budak2 lepak supaya dorang tak kacau mak bapak yang nak makan

taman mini malaysia, di reka dan di bina sendiri oleh pak mat. siap ada background musik org mengaji..heheh.

bunga orkid, kain hiasan dinding, bunga2 kertas, pasu..etc


masa untuk mengemas, khemah suma nak kena turun. so, ahli keluarga kedutaan pun sama-samalah ringan tulang kurangkan beban. after all..sapa lagi nak tolong bukan?



until then

Thursday 19 June 2008

---~@ Trier, Germany @~---


also one of the oldest town here in Germany. Founded by the Emperor Augusta in 16 BC as Augusta Trevevorum. the town, which also the birthplace of Karl Marx, has a rich architectural heritage.

almost 2 hrs drive from Koln.

The magnificent Porta Nigra (the black gate) erected in the 2 nd century, gigantic Roman gateway into Trier. the oldest german defensive structure, called as the black gate because of the colour of its weathered stone.

train ride around the town

reds among the black gate

Trier's main market square also called the "Hauptmarkt"

The Petrusbrunnen Fountain (fountain of St peter) in the Hauptmarkt. situated south-eartern side of the square.

later that afternoon, we're off to Mettlach (a small district, western Germany). i cant explen more about this town. maybe my wife will add up another entry about Mettlach alone, later.


tempat pinggan mangkuk.."hanya jauhari yang mengenal manikam"

P.S. all n all, our weekend trip to Koln, Bonn, Trier then Mettlach was a weekend well spend. well 'spend' indeed. hehehehhehe..

until then

Wednesday 18 June 2008


---~@ Bonn,Germany @~---

Founded also by the Romans in 11 BC, it gained fame because of Ludwig Van Beethoven who was born here in 1770, and Robert Schumann who spent the final years of his life here.

Bonn's Centrum

the central market square in Bonn, shaped like a triagle. a mixture of modern and Baroque architecture.

the centre of the market square is decorated with the Marktbrunnen, a fountain in the shape of an obelisk, erected in 1777.

statue of Beethoven at the market square

another statue of the famous composer near the 'Beethoven Hall' building

the famous Baroque Elector's palace, housing Bonn University

The Godesburg

situated on top of a small spa town of Bad Godesburg. the Godesburg is a ruined castle dating from the 13th century. Today, the romantic ruin of a fortress accommodates a hotel and a restaurant, which both display the harmony between the Middle Ages and the modern spirit.

the “Bergfried”, the highest part of the fortress was maintained though. with euro 1 entrance fee per person, it worth a visit.

going down the tower tru the tiny stairs.

view of small town Bad Budesburg and the Rhine river from on top of the “Bergfried"

"look mum, im on top of the world!"

until then

Tuesday 17 June 2008


---~@ Koln @~---


last weekend, gi jalan2 kat Koln, German. Tempat cantik. Lepak kat umah member (thanks man!).

Koln was originally founded by Romans as Colonia Agrippina, one of the oldest towns in Germany.

almost 3 hrs drive from home to there

arrived at my frend's house. nice environment with very cosy place

with the kids and the mums

my kids

my kids with her frends!

De Dome, the main attraction here in Koln. also known as 'Kolner Dom' is the most famous Gothic structure in Germany. the foundation stone was lain on 15th August 1248, the cathedral was built gradually until 1520. it then remain unfinished until the 19th centuries. thats almost 700 years of constructions, talking about man hours, forget about man hours lets talk about generations of builders!

the high altar, i think

the cathedral interior. gelap, flash were not allowed unfortunately.

the dad, the mum and with their kids infront of the Kolner Dom

keep on smiling, say cheese!

me and the dome

P.S. thanks to rushdan and family, it was a very pleasant staying with u guys

until then