Sunday, 18 November 2007

---~@ My Saturday's Journey @~---

jalan-jalan sabtu tengahari.

bertolak dr umah.

2 minutes later... at 1331hrs. fyi,tuan punya patung ni slalu tukar baju patung ikut musim. skang musim, patung tu pakai baju fesyen musim luruh.

1336hrs..first trafic light. nak masuk highway

1339hrs..cruzing more then 60 miles/hr. tak perasan ada overhead camera dekat flyover.

1341hrs, kuar highway masuk ke jalan persekutuan. hehehehhe...

1345hrs, im half way there

1345hrs, pokok dah banyak gonjeng. daun kebanyakan dah luruh. temperature dalam 5-7 degree C.

1346 hrs, kuar jalan persekutuan masuk ke jalan kampung.

1347hrs, nak sampai dah ni..

1349hrs, dah sampai. Kedai ni sebenarnya kedai 2nd hand. mcm2 benda ada, dr kaset versi VHS to brassiere n panties 2nd hand. believe it. aku carik 2nd hand book kat sini. murah. nak beli yang baru..agak mahal. tak mampu.

so guys, 18 minutes of my life on my previous saturday afternoon.

P.S. my 18 minutes from my 1440 minutes to shared.

until then

Friday, 16 November 2007

---~@ Kanan or Kiri? @~---

Dear All,

I have been driving (legally) for a decade. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dash that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.

Quick question, what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car.

Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury. If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo above). It is that simple!

I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt cheated! Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I don't understand why this isn't in the drivers ed manual? I don't get why any mechanic I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even know!

Go out and share the worlds best kept auto secret with your friends as this is information is way too important to be kept secret.


Well guys I've heard you…most probably my theories was fraud. Hhmm..maybe it do not applicable in all cars.

Jelin, sorry sbb aku kata meter ko 2nd.

Anyways, i've been busy myself...doing some homework. I check all Malaysian car dealers (well..not all actually. ONLY the top guns). Yup, all the gas pump icon do displayed the opposite ways of where the your tank really is.

This is the best part, havent you noticed that the gas pump icon/fuel level indicator actually pointed at the positioning of the pump's handle at petrol station? not where the tank of your car situated! so when you arrived at any petrol station you will know right away which pump is appropriate fit for your car. simple solution isnt it?

My early entry said that if the handle of your gas pump icon on the left side, your tank will be on left and if the handle is at the right, your pump sitting on your right. Hahahah..abaikan. not applicable anyways.

So, there you have it. A simple answer for an important secret.

P.S. i guess my brain do not shrink after all.

until then

Wednesday, 14 November 2007

---~@ a Thing or 2-Bathroom @~---

Have u ever heard a book called "bathroom reader"? i never realise these kind of book existed before few months ago. I'm impressed with the ideas, you know..instead of waiting to 'offloading' your excess baggage or counting how many offloading you're gonna make.....spending your time reading with your own quiet time in mind..well its a bliss!..wasn't it? enjoying your bathroom scenery...(hhmm..did i wash my underwear yesterday...~just a tot) not a very good idea either. with this book, never again will you have that last minutes scramble for the perfect read. all you need for supreme bathroom satisfaction is this absorbing tome!

fyi, the contents are divided by length for our own convenience, for example. 'Quickie' for those who really on the go, 'Regular Length' for those who have a few minutes to spare (maybe accompany by a stick of cigarette) and the 'Extended Sitting Section' which you may experience leg-numbing situations-not recommended (boleh kena buasir).

anyways, bini aku pada mulanya tau tabiat aku, pernah gelakkan aku, tapi.. dia pun dah terikut2.. well, kepada sesapa yg mempunyai tabiat yg sama, boleh la mendapatkan buku2 tersebut. Banyak cerita2 menarik tentang sejarah, geografi, sains, pop culture, just name it.. also you will find humor, trivia, mythology and also IQ test!

The Author is Uncle John's or visit this website

P.S. hmmm buat koleksi bagus gak nih.. :)

until then

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

--~@ Santai Kejap wit PCD-StikWitU @~--

until then

Monday, 12 November 2007

---~@ What to write? @~---

"pasal apa lama tak update?"

"bila bukak blog..hmmm...still no update....ZZZzzzzzzzz.."

"wei! hidup lagi ka?"

to be honest with you, i don't know what to write and what to put. my blog is not a diary (if it was a will be very private and personal). after all, i never wrote a diary in my entire life..well..once, for a month...

let just say it is a journal of 30 year old married man, jobless, experiencing a brain shrinkage and in the edge.

i not a good writer, well..not even close to good. Huh!!..sometimes, when i read other people's blog and compared it to mine, im furious, envy, jealous, all at the same time. how they could manipulated words so easily and beautifully without stumbling?. me? i cant even make a sentence without retyping the whole paragraph. ahhahahahahhaha....amend here and retype there, and the end result not as good as i imagine they will become. despite the fact that my brain is not used to write something or anything (im not saying im gud in dumb as a mule when it comes to calculation and methods), coming to think of it, at least im trying to write and tell...well..something.

i remember my teacher once said, "if u want to be a good a lot of books and try to understand them".

i remember every time i read an english book, there always a dictionary right beside me. after one dictionary, read one line, refer dictionary, simultaneously. after a while, i cant even remember what the heck im reading..once again, im lost in translation. it took me an hour to finish a chapter (about 15 pages..more or less).

i remember my first english book titled "Menti the mouse". i read it during one of my daily visit to the library every afternoon after school. i was 7 that time. actually i read the book by mistake. i used to read the same book (there were many series of 'Menti the Mouse' with his numerous adventure) but in Malay. One day, i accidentally borrowed the same book but in English. when i arrived home, it puzzled me, why i cant read the sentences and i cant even understand a single word. then i ask my mum to read it for me. She said, the book was in english language. she told me i cant read the book like the way i used to read in Malay language. (i was in Methodist school during my i know very little english. i know a little bit Mandarin though..but now...totally forgot! what a loss).

now, im 30. what do a man in his 30 going to do with his life? life is short. and i cant even write a good article! there are so much to do in a very short time...

P.S. I think i still remember when i was 5, i lost my sandal at my neighbour's house. but the memories so faint..i dun think i can still remember all when im in my 60's..if?

until then

Sunday, 11 November 2007

---~@ Sway by PCD @~---

until then

Saturday, 10 November 2007

---~@ Hahahhaha..blajar DiaLog @~---

---~@ Mix @~---

until then