Thursday, 28 June 2007

--~@ Conflict @~--

did u ever come to a point when u have to make a crucial decision in your life? example; in marrying your future wife, choosing between two alternatives ( both of which may be unpleasant), desire both to do something and not to do it or to write about your mistress inside your blog or not (instant suicide).

what can you do when coming to this? avoid conflict, maintain, escalate, or reduce it, run, act stupid or just simply being neutral. some people said conflict can never lead to anything positive. well, if you can think wisely and act rationally, anything negative may turns into something positive. Conflict with people does not mean that there is anger involved. There are a whole range of emotions that surface in conflict situations.

For example, cold war between best friend. Have you heard about 'good buddy rules'? for example; when two best friend keeping their interest in the same woman. who should withdraw his approach? well, thats depends on who will be the fastest or braveest enough in making the first move. once his best friend outclass him, he must step back..otherwise, he will breaking the rules. but, of coz it is also depends on her. we cant force somebody to love you isn't it.

wat cause conflict? Most psychology books suggest that conflicts come from two tendencies: approach and avoidance. To approach is to have a tendency to do something or to move in a direction that will be pleasurable and satisfying. To avoid is to resist doing something, perhaps because it will not be pleasurable or satisfying.

so, how to solve conflict exactly? different people has different approach in handling their own conflict. the result of course varies from person to person.

there is no best way in solving your own conflict. Considering all the gathered facts, feelings and opinions about the conflict might helps. Or maybe making list of options to the problem, for example; considering possible positive and negative consequences of each. by doing that you have an idea from the option list which one of priority. Next maybe you could depersonalise the options to avoid focus on the personalities of those involved. Developing a consensus for the option that most resolves the conflict, even if it involves compromise also giving a hand or two.

P.S. Defining the level of conflict can lead to the selection of appropriate responses to conflict resolution. but be prepare, the level is just a screen for a deeper level of conflict. One situation may include several different levels of conflict.

until then

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

--~@ Head Hunters @~--

i received an email from a friend of mine. just be careful out there. cause u'll never know what hit you until it is too late.

Please be cautious and inform your girl friends or your wife or your mom or your sisters... Be careful!! To all the KL and PJ drivers out there: Please be warned that there is an orange Proton cab with the number plate HWC 244 (name of cab company - Innovasi Timur Sdn Bhd) who is out to get single women drivers, for unknown reasons but we believe potentially to rape and kill.

The cab is driven by a fat and bald Malay man (occasionally with two other men in the car who look like Indonesians) who have been going around doing the following (possibly amongst others) to get women to come out of their cars by attempting to create an accident:

1. Cutting into your lane quickly so that you have to swerve to avoid an accident.

2. Braking suddenly on a road where there is just you and them.

3. Driving extremely slowly in front of you and then when you overtake, he will try to knock into you by swerving into your lane.

It is very likely that more than one woman have experienced the attempts of the driver of this cab but it is unknown if he has been successful in raping/murdering any woman yet.

Please don't let it happen to you! Please be very observant and careful to look out for this cab, especially when you are traveling on a quiet road by yourself. There have been so many rape cases lately (e.g. the one in Centrepoint ) so please warn your loved ones - wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, etc to be extra extra careful and to watch out for cabs and cars like HWC 244 and other similar perpetrators.

P.S. macam-macam..

until then

Saturday, 23 June 2007

--~@ SEX DAN MELAYU @~--

try key in ' sex melayu ' into Google search box. tonnes of related topic appeared. good god, tell me old fashion, but website, blog, videos (3gp, mpeg,winrar, etc formats) of malay girls naked stunned me big time! plus those gals mostly wearing tudung! and muslim.

no wonder most people nowaday only Islam pada nama. im not saying i am a good muslim, but i still have my religion and my dignity.

phew, tell me..where did they went wrong? skang mmg senang ambik gambar ataupun video guna hp. tapi guna otak, jangan tak pakai otak.

webcam; how can a person simply showing off their breast or private part infront of millions? where the moral in this? does word shame doesnt mean anything to you guys..pity. nak tunjuk body cantik? pirah!

i guess, if any of those naked or unmoral pictures/videos taken
for personal used, terpulang la, but do not distributed them in the internet! that is disgusting and insane or could i say STUPID! if you are some sort of porn director or adult movies makers, well it is different case. at least the're pro. lu? hampeh

projek dalam ladang kelapa sawit, apa..ingat tadak sapa yang nampak? (not to mention Tuhan n malaikat kiri dan kanan). Dude, even a chicken doing their thing privately. binatang lagi ada maruah dan rasa malu dari this stupid teenagers.

Kalau ye pun tak tahan nak projek, get a room la least it will safe you from definite humiliation (nampak sangat kopak n pokai, projek dalam hutan). and the gal pun satu bodoh, mamat tu ajak projek dalam semak pun on..nampak sangat jantan tu tak berduit, lagi nak jual maruah kat jantan yang tadak otak n not to mention dignity. well, i guess you two were belong together, si bodoh dan sipaloi. suit you right!

teenagers nowsday they are not stupid, in fact they are briliant. but i must say, they are entirely stupid in controlling their libido (really really stupid!). where was your head guys, kepala lutut? stupid knucklehead.

cuba tengok gambar kat atas, budak remaja perempuan diperlakukan umpama pelacur (pelacur pun ada maruah daripada this bunch of idiots!). lebih kurang 5-6 remaja lelaki mengelilingi remaja perempuan yang separuh bogel sambil merakam gambar dan video perbuatan hina mereka. dude, they makes me sick!

yang peliknya, remaja perempuan ni buat dek if she like it very much!comon, think! apa yang tinggal lepas dorang kerjakan ko? mak bapak bagi duit untuk belajar, ko bantai beromen. ingat best la dikerjakan ramai balak, kepala hotak ko bejambul! ni lagi sowang tadak otak. another stupid teenager who think like a stupid bitch.

nak ikut mat salleh hilang dara umur muda konon. sapa punya idea bangang tu? ko ingat lepas serah dara korang, jantan tu nak bikin ko jadik bini? jgn harap la..macam mana senang dia goreng ko, macam tu senanglah dia tinggalkan ko n carik mangsa lain.

nak ikut mat salleh konon, dorang lain, dah tak percaya tuhan plus dorang dah tak percaya pada institusi suami isteri, tu lantak dorangla. tu dorang punya pasal. yang korang ikut jugak kenapa? tak cukup dengan tanahair kita dijajah, korang nak biarkan dorang jajah minda kita pulak?

hubungan sesama jenis..dun let me start. disebabkan hubungan sejenis inilah Tuhan lenyapkan umat nabi Lut. betapa hina dan laknatnya hubungan sejenis ni. itupun, lagi nak buat. sejarah dah tunjuk akibat hubungan sejenis, tapi masih lagi nak tunjuk hebat. apa punya manusia la..

aku bukan apa, sian tengok budak2 skang yang terlalu terikut-ikut kepada budaya tidak bermoral dan budaya 'sapa paling hebat'.

mat-mat rempit siap ada geng rempit sendiri. perempuan pulak umpama barang yang tak berharga, boleh pasing-pasing pulak. tak ubah macam button, boleh pas-pas.

sedar la wei, kalau dah termengandung mana nak letak muka? pas tu mulalah mengelabah beruk. sibuk kontek balak suwuh bertanggungjwap. sapa nak tanggugjawap cik adik oi? dia pun kata itu bukan anak dia, lagipun dia kata ko main bukan dgn dia sowang? huh, apa lu mau bikin? baru padan muka..ingat sedap je.

yang jantan lak, asyik tuka pasangan..kena AIDS baru menangis tak berair mata beb. tak kiralah lu willie 90 darjah ke, lu terror superman atas motor ke, taiko geng mat rempit ke ataupun jantan jambu ke..tu semua boleh tulung lu ke? jangan mimpi la pegi makan tayar moto kapchai tengok..ada sedap ke tara sedap?

P.S. really i dun know what else to say..yes, it is their life but they deserve better than that..dun u think?

until then

Friday, 22 June 2007

--~@ Reasons to believe computers are female:@~--

  • No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

  • The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

  • The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

  • Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

  • Picky, picky, picky.

  • They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

  • Beauty is only shell deep.

  • When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"

  • Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

  • Always turning simple statements into big productions.

  • Smalltalk is important.

  • You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

  • They make you take the garbage out.

  • Miss a period and they go wild!!!

  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

--~@ Reasons to believe computers are male: @~--

  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

  • A better model is always just around the corner.

  • They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

  • It is always necessary to have a backup.

  • As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

  • The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

  • Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

  • They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

  • They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

  • Size does matter!

P.S.whether male or female..i just like the way they are, suit me fine.

until then

Thursday, 21 June 2007


why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend...

Thumb represents your Parents

Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings

Middle finger represents your-Self

Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner

and the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the pic above).

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

P.S. Please try this out......... .... ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

until then

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

--~@ LUCKY ME? @~--

if something bad happened to you, who will be there to blame? yourself, life, luck, or God? n u, thats it...i had enough!

like an old malay saying, "kerana marah kepada nyamuk, habis kelambu dibakar".

why people always cursing their luck when the 'lady luck' wasn't there when it needed the most? but y nobody cursing if something good happened? doesn't it obvious? my point is...everything/anything that happens to us is fate. believe me, good and nice deeds will come in returns of patience and such composure.

Do not blame god, or cursing your pathetic life or hate yourself because u cant withstand the suffering. just face it in a way you are comfortable with. dun look down on yourself cause by doing so, things never get better. but once a while look back into our mistakes, instead of remembering them learn from them. might be there is one or two can help you along the way.

P.S. "and in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. it's the life in your years" ~abraham lincoln

until then

Sunday, 17 June 2007

--~@ FATHER'S DAY @~--

I received a father's day card from my wife. It never occurred to me that in fact i am a father of two. I was stunned for 2 second flat.

Thanks for the card honey, appreciated very very much.

And for all fathers out there, HAPPY FATHERS DAY and God bless!! Also for my friends who already become a father, good luck.

P.S. To my father and my father in law, love u guys and happy father's day!

until then

Saturday, 16 June 2007

--~@ MORE THAN WORDS? @~--

some info along the way...

16 Ways to Drive Traffic to Your Blog
Denise Wakeman

You've got your blog set up and you've started posting pithy, useful information that your niche market would benefit from and enjoy. Days go by, you keep publishing, but no one comments and your traffic stats are barely registering. What do you do?Like any website you own, you must do some blog promotion to start driving traffic to your site.

Here are 16 steps, in no particular order of importance, that you can start doing now to get traffic moving to your blog.

1. Set up a Bloglet subscription form on your blog and invite everyone in your network to subscribe: family, friends, colleagues, clients, associates.

2. Set up a feed on so your site gets regularly spidered by the Yahoo search engine (see tutorial on

3. Read and comment on other blogs that are in your target niche. Don't write things like "nice blog" or "great post." Write intelligent, useful comments with a link to your blog.

4. Use Ping-0-matic to ping blog directories. Do this every time you publish.

5. Submit your blog to traditional search engines:

6. Submit your blog to blog directories. The most comprehensive list of directories is on this site:
Tip: Create a form to track your submissions; this can take several hours when you first start so schedule an hour a day for submitting or hire a VA to do it for you.

7. Add a link to your blog in your email signature file.

8. Put a link to your blog on every page of your website.

9. If you publish a newsletter, make sure you have a link to your blog in every issue.

10. Include a link to your blog as a standard part of all outgoing correspondence such as autoresponder sequences, sales letters, reports, white papers, etc.

11. Print your blog URL on your business cards, brochures and flyers.

12. Make sure you have an RSS feed URL that people can subscribe to.The acronym RSS means Rich Site Summary, or some may consider its meaning as Really Simple Syndication. It is a document type that lists updates of websites or blogs available for syndication. These RSS documents (also known as 'feeds') may be read using aggregators (news readers).
RSS feeds may show headlines only or both headlines and summaries.To learn how news aggregators/RSS readers work, see this site:

13. Post often to keep attracting your subscribers to come back and refer you to others in their networks; include links to other blogs, articles and websites in your posts

14. Use Trackback links when you quote or refer to other blog posts. What is TrackBack? Essentially what this does is send a message from one server to another server letting it know you have posted a reference to their post. The beauty is that a link to your blog is now included on their site.

15. Write articles to post around the web in article directories. Include a link to your blog in the author info box (See example in our signature below).

16. Make a commitment to blog everyday. 10 minutes a day can help increase your traffic as new content attracts search engine spiders. Put it on your calendar as a task every day at the same time.Tip: Use a hit counter to track your visitor stats: how many unique visitors, how many page views, average length of visit. You can get a free hit counter at

Me, I know i am bad at writing. Sometimes it took me hours just to write a single entry. Finding the words and phrase is difficult for me. I have a friend who i admire so much. he knows how to play wit words and sentences. he can choose a perfect word and put it in a perfect place. so, reading his blog is enjoyable, easy, brilliant and smooth. keep up bro n btw, your latest entry about 'go green' it!

P.S. I know i never write in any diary or journal before. so, it is hard for me in xpressing a piece of my mind without messing all the meanings and sentences..dun forget the spelling, grammar, or lack of ideas...heheheh.

P.S.S. That is why my blog full of pictures rather than entry.

until then
--~(@) HAPPY BIRTHDAY (@)~--

Today is my wife's birthday. ..

Selamat Ulang Tahun Sayang!!

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
Seems like everybody is breaking up
And throwing their love away
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
See the way we ride, in our private lives
Ain't nobody gettin' in between
I want you to know that, you're the only one for me (one for me)
(What I'm sayin')

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

And now, ain't nothing else I can need
And now, I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me
I got you, we'll be making love endlessly
I'm with you (baby I'm with you)
Baby you're with me (baby you're with me, higher)

So don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's all that counts S
o don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's, that's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u (come on)
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

StickWitU ~Pussysat Dolls

P.S.I love you sweetheart with all my heart and always will..

until then

Friday, 15 June 2007

--~@ FLIRT @~--
wat is commitment means? and why attached men sometimes/always flirt? why can they do that b4 string has been attached not after? Secret only they can tell.

a frend told me yesterday that a frend of his met one lady. Pretty, beautiful smile, perfectly his type. Good response but a little bit shy tho. he asked him whether he is going to have an affair with this lady (did i told you that he is married?). my frend's frend said most probably he will. well, sometimes people feel a little bit confuse when to rest their anchor and when to set sail. but hey, who am i to judge.

P.S. me?

until then

Thursday, 14 June 2007

For thought


until then

Monday, 11 June 2007

CCTV dlm kamar mandi?

Pelajar bimbang gambar mandi diedar
Oleh Khairunnisa Kamarudin
Berita Harian:Selasa, 12 Jun 2007

KUALA LUMPUR: Sekumpulan 19 pelajar perempuan sebuah kolej swasta dekat sini, bimbang gambar mereka mandi diedarkan kepada umum berikutan penemuan kamera televisyen litar tertutup (CCTV), dalam tiga bilik air di rumah sewa mereka, kelmarin.

Kamera itu dipercayai dipasang pemilik rumah berkenaan ketika membaiki lampu di semua bilik air terbabit kira-kira tiga bulan lalu. Polis menahan seorang lelaki berusia 34 tahun dari Taman Greenwood, Gombak, yang bekerja sebagai kontraktor bagi membantu siasatan.

Seorang daripada pelajar itu yang enggan namanya disiarkan berkata, mereka semua bimbang gambar mereka sudah dirakam kamera terbabit dan diedarkan pihak tidak bertanggungjawab melalui internet atau telefon bimbit.“Perbuatan seperti ini (memasang CCTV di dalam bilik air) amat mengaibkan. Saya kesal dan bimbang apa akan terjadi selepas ini jika rakaman video atau gambar kami ketika dalam bilik air itu tersebar

tak sangka: Dua pelajar menunjukkan tempat CCTV dipasang.

“Kami amat takut dan malu dengan insiden ini dan berharap pihak berkuasa segera mengambil tindakan tegas terhadap mereka yang melakukannya. Ini soal maruah dan masa depan kami,” kata pelajar berusia 20-an itu, ketika ditemui semalam.

Ketua Polis Daerah Sentul, Asisten Komisioner K Kumaran, berkata suspek ditahan kira-kira jam 12 tengah malam kelmarin selepas menerima laporan pelajar itu. Dia direman lapan hari untuk membantu siasatan mengikut Seksyen 292 (a) Kanun Keseksaan.Katanya, lelaki itu ditahan di rumah yang disewakan kepada 19 pelajar kolej itu di Taman Bullion Mewah, Jalan Ipoh, di sini, selepas polis menerima laporan mangsa yang mendakwa terjumpa kamera dipasang dalam bilik air rumah berkenaan.

“Polis memasang perangkap dengan meminta mangsa berpura-pura menelefon suspek untuk datang ke rumah bagi membaiki kerosakan di rumahnya.

“Kira-kira jam 12 tengah malam, polis dapat menahan suspek. Kami masih mencari video yang mungkin dirakam melalui kamera CCTV itu,” katanya ketika dihubungi semalam.

Sementara itu, seorang lagi pelajar berkata, dia ternampak wayar dan mengesyaki sesuatu ketika memasuki bilik air dan memberitahu rakan-rakannya sebelum memanggil jiran untuk membuka benda hitam yang selama ini disangkakan soket mentol.

“Kami terkejut apabila soket itu dibuka, ada kamera yang masih berfungsi di dalamnya. Saya tak sangka ada kamera dipasang dalam ketiga-tiga bilik air rumah ini. Kami sudah lama perasan benda hitam yang disangkakan soket tetapi tidak mengesyaki apa-apa.

“Sejak tinggal di sini dua tahun lalu, pemiliknya bersikap baik dengan kami dan sering datang ke rumah bersama isteri dan dua anaknya. Beliau malahan sanggup membaiki sendiri sebarang kerosakan yang berlaku,” katanya.

tak perasan: Kamera yang dipasang bersebelahan lampu dalam bilik air.

P.S. People taking granted from others misery. Pity

until then

Sunday, 10 June 2007

Something to remember

I admire P. Ramlee since i was a little kid, by tat time i didn't know who he was or what he does. Thanks for an early exposure by my father made me grew with his (P.Ramlee) songs and films.

antara wajah-wajah P.Ramlee

I like 'Bunyi Gitar' song, (the song also featured in Tiga Abdul movie, 1964). Its cathcy..make u wanna twist ~ wink.

And his movie, 'Seniman Bujang Lapok (1961)' love it!! Directed by P.Ramlee himself..yeah most of his film had been directed by him. Unfortunately, 'Ibu Mertuaku' ,1962 (i cant remember when was the last time i watched the movie, maybe 3-4 years ago..) didn't get my attention. His MIL was so mean! It showed us how a person can be bought easily, where love interpreted in a whole new meaning, and surprisingly crazy/stupid things a person capable of when love is in control.

anyways, i came across a blog today (link from my friend's blog). I had to borrow her quote..sorry, she had a cute definition of life. Here some of them;

'if life hands you lemons, make lemonade', meaning; an adjuration to make the best of difficult circumstances.

'life isn't all beer and skittles', meaning; life is not unalloyed pleasure or relaxation.

'while there's life there's hope', meaning; used as encouragement not to despair in an unpromising situation.

There's more actually, but i think we get the point, don't we.

P.Ramlee enjoyed and cherished his life i assumed. He live his life to the fullest. He experienced up n down (everybody does) especially during his final few years before he died in 29th May 1973 and he was 44. Sudden death of heart attack at 5.30 a.m. God bless his soul.

until now i still listen to his songs and enjoy his films. Is tat an early indication of getting older? or is it just my intuition. I remember a conversation me and wife a few days back (we were watching MTV at tat time).

"i like this song.." she said

"i know why u like tat song honey? Because all the music videos were early 90's. We were teenager back then and the songs were hits during those 'time'." i replied.

"Because we are getting older, today's songs doesn't mixed with our tunes anymore (well dun know u guys, happens to me tho). Plus we don't listen to present songs very often like we used to when we were teenager. That is why they doesn't get u groovin' if 50 cents videos being play or boneless dancing by Justin Timberlake"

"i bet our fathers will banging their head when Elvis's songs is playing on air..get the point"

anyways, older is better doesn't it. And we will die someday, sooner or later.

P.S. I'm getting my 30 next month. Average malaysian man died at the age of 71.5 and 76.2 for woman. So, i guess i will have another (+-) 40 more years to gamble (itu pun kalau umur panjang). if not...

until then

Saturday, 9 June 2007

How do they do it

Check this out u know How do they do it.

P.S. Click inside the grey circle

until then

Friday, 8 June 2007

Nak dijadikan cerita

Korang penah dengar tak orang kena pukau? My wife cita semalam (kat Pahang, jiran mak mertua aku) kena pukau oleh seorang jurujual berketurunan Thailand. Kejadian berlaku pukul 9 pagi (waktu mesia)..makcik ni baru nak buat breakfast utk husband and anak-anak..habis, terus kena pukau bah (loghat sabah).

Kata mak mertua aku, pompuan tu jual barang (salesgirl) buatan Thailand..tapi jiran malang ni kata dia tak mau beli. Then, salesgirl ni kata nak air, dia dahaga. Lepas dia bagi air je terus tak ingat apa-apa. Bila sedar, barang kemas (<> RM2000.00) lesap. Nasib baik tak banyak. Dia pun buat repot polis kat Mentakab. Polis kata, ini adalah kes kedua berlaku kat taman tu. Hmmm..rupanya, makcik ni mangsa kedua. Malang sungguh.

Macam-macam hal orang sekarang nak dapatkan duit cepat. Ni kes bersekongkol ngan syaitan/jin la ni. Cuba yang jadik mangsa tu adik dia ke, mak dia ka, nenek dia ka..baru ko tau langit tinggi rendah. Lagi mau samseng.

Aku penah dengar, orang kata..kalau nak elakkan diri dari kena pukau..pakai baju terbalik or bila tidur malam, tidur secara zig zag..meaning, katakanlah korang tido 2 orang sekatil. Sorang kepala kat kepala katil n sorang lagi kepala kat kaki katil..heheheh. Cuba bayangkan kalau tido ngan bini macam ni..ahahhahahahha..cop!! jangan pikir lain aaaaaaa...

Tapi masalah timbul bila tido sowang? nak tidur zig zag lagu mana? kunci jam setiap 1/2 jam tuka posisi tido. Memula 90 degree..after 1/2 jam 180 degree dan seterusnya, sampailah pagi. Sanggup ke? (boleh di praktikkan jika tempat tinggal korang suma kaki pukau belaka)

Anyways. Kalau satu malam tidur terbalik or sehari pakai baju terbalik takpa la geng..kalau hari-hari? Tak masak? Unless, instead pakai baju terbalik, gantikan baju dengan 'underwear'. So, anda tidak akan kelihatan ganjil biarpun memakai pakaian dalam terbalik kecuali..anda berada di kolam renang or tempat mandi awam (pantai, air terjun, parit, lombong...etc).

Tapi terpulanglah pada individu, samada nak pakai baju terbalik or tidur terbalik ke..itu suma petua orang tua-tua. Tapi yang sebaiknya, kita tawakal pada Tuhan..mintak dijauhkan suma ni. Islam, doa padaNya agar dijauhkan diri dan keluarga daripada malapetaka. Christian, Budha, Hindu..pasti ada cara masing-masing. So, amalkan. (chewaah...!! leh jadik pakar motivasi ni)

Orang yang kaki pukau ni mmg tak leh bagi muka. Kalau setakat rompak harta benda je tak pa, kalau dah masuk kes rogol dan bunuh? Mintak jauhlah. Lebih baik tembak ngan senapang gajah.

Bila kes macam ni terjadi, yang jadik mangsa adalah jurual-jurual yang 'tulin'. Periuk nasik dorang dah kena tutup. Mana taknya, baru nak masuk or ketuk pintu rumah, alih-alih nampak signboard "NO SALESMAN". Sapa tak angin satu badan..tapi nak buat macam mana Sapa kata hidup ni senang. Sebab nila setitik, rosak susu sebelanga.

P.S. Aku dulu masa kecik-kecik penah gak jual aiskrim dari umah ke umah..20 posen satu.

Until then

Nak dijadikan cerita (versi Kedayan)

Paanah kamu tedangaa uang kana pukau? Uja biniku kelamai (di Pahang, uang sabalah umah mentuhaku) kana pukau oleh uang jual baang bangsa Thailand. Ia kana pukau pukul 9 pagi (waktu mesia)..babu ani baahu tah kan menghidang mangkanan untuk laki sama anak-anaknya, taus kana pukau.

Uja mentuhaa ku lagi, bini-bini ani menjual baang buatan Thailand..tapi babu ani inda mauk mbali. Lapas atu, bini-bini ani minta tah aing, kaing lihii. Lapas si babu ani mbaii aing ah bini-bini atu, taus tia inda ingat apa-apa. Sada-sada abis amasnya kana cuiik (<>2000.00). Baik juak inda banyak. Lapas atu, babu ani pun mbuat repot polis di Mentakap. Uja polis atu, babu ani uang kedua yang kana ahh taman atu. Maik kasihan.

Macam-macam ulah dangan kaang ani kan luih usin capat. Ani tah tia bila sudah bekawan sama syaitan/jin. Cuba tah yang kana atu adiknya kah, mamanya kah, nininya kah..bahau ia tahu..langit ani tinggi ka andah. Samseng lagi ko.

Aku paanah tedaanga, nya dangan..mun kan membaai inda kana pukau..pakai baju tebalik ataupun tidu tebalik. Macam ani, katakan lah kau tido sekatil bedua, sowang kepala aah kepala katil, sowang kepala aah batis katil..heheheh. Cuba ko bayangkan mun tido macam ani sama binimu..ahahhahahha..cop!! jaan piki lain aaaaaaa...

Tapi, mun tido sowang macam mana? macam mana kan tido tebalik? Kunci jam nganya. Satangah jam sekali tuka hala tido. Mula-mula 90 degree..lapas satangah jam 180 degree..sampai pagi. Sanggup? (boleh pulang kamu amalkan mun tampat kamu diam atu semuanya kaki pukau).

Mun nganya semalam tido tebalik ngan makai baju tebalik inda jua hal..mun bilang haii jamu? malas tah ku ingau. Bulih, daipada makai baju tebalik, pakai sluar dalam tebalik. Mun dangan telihat pun inda ya tetawa..laintah mun aah kolam renang, tampat mandi awamkah (pantai, aing taajun, paiit, lombong...etc)

Tapi, ani tepulah ahh masing-masing, kan makai baju tebalik kah, tido tebalik kah..sumanya uja uang tuha. Baik pulang mintak tolong ah Tuhan..minta jauh. Islam, bedoa aahNYa, minta selamatkan dii sama keluaga daipada malapetaka. Christian, Budha, Hindu..ada tah cara kamu atu. Amalkan saja.

Uang kaki pukau ani jamu, inda payah di baii muha. Mun nganya mencui usin inda jua hal, mun sudah merogol ngan membunuh? Mintak jauh ih. Baik ditimbak ngan senapang gajah.

Bila kes macam ani, yang mbaii kasihan tukang jual baang yang 'tulin'. Pintu ajiiki abisia sudah kana tutup. Mana ndak, bahau tah ngan ngatuk pintu, telihat tia papan tanda "NO SALESMAN". Inda maah sikawan. Tapi inda belaku mbuat apa-apa jamu..hidup. Hidup ani anangnya payah. Sabab nila setitik, binasa susu sebelanga.

P.S. Aku masa lagi damit mesaik jua bejual aiskrim dai umah ke umah..20 posen sebuting.

Bah, kaang tah lagi

Monday, 4 June 2007


Being a father is a wonderful feeling. I cried when my first daughter was born and i cried again when Damia was born a week ago.

The sensation was so deep, it buried deep into my heart cuddling them tight. The beginning of a cute relationship between a father and his daughter, for eternity.

I cant imagine how a mother would feels towards her child after nine months of pregnancy. But one thing i did know, they journeyed a painful suffering that only woman can endure.

Anyhow, Damia welcome to your family. Me, your mother and your elder sister will love you for all your live. So, smile and live life to the fullest..cause you are in fact in the safe hand.

Insyirah and Damia

P.S. "nobody ever made me feel this way, i must stick with you.."

until then