--~@ Reasons to believe computers are female:@~--

• No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.



• The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.



• The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".



• Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.



• Picky, picky, picky.



• They hear what you say, but not what you mean.



• Beauty is only shell deep.



• When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"



• Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.



• Always turning simple statements into big productions.



• Smalltalk is important.



• You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.



• They make you take the garbage out.



• Miss a period and they go wild!!!


• As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
  
  

--~@ Reasons to believe computers are male: @~--

• They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.



• A better model is always just around the corner.



• They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.



• It is always necessary to have a backup.



• As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.



• The best part of having either one is the games you can play.



• In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.



• Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.



• They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.



• They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.



• Size does matter!

P.S.whether male or female..i just like the way they are, suit me fine.

until then