Friday, 22 June 2007

--~@ Reasons to believe computers are female:@~--

  • No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

  • The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

  • The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

  • Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

  • Picky, picky, picky.

  • They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

  • Beauty is only shell deep.

  • When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"

  • Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

  • Always turning simple statements into big productions.

  • Smalltalk is important.

  • You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

  • They make you take the garbage out.

  • Miss a period and they go wild!!!

  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

--~@ Reasons to believe computers are male: @~--

  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

  • A better model is always just around the corner.

  • They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

  • It is always necessary to have a backup.

  • As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

  • The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

  • Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

  • They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

  • They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

  • Size does matter!

P.S.whether male or female..i just like the way they are, suit me fine.

until then

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