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email from a frend, just wanna share it with u guys....

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?????????????????????????????

What are you thinking???????????????

HellOOOooooooOOOooo,

her husband speaks English laa!!

hehheeheh...do u think wat i think? naaaa....

okay one more.....


Believe it or not...

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

MEN tal illness

MENstrual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a HIS terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

P.S Just for laugh guys...

until then