---~@ why? but why? @~---

' when cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? '

' if a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? '

'why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? '

' what fo fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? '

' if humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? '

' how do you get off a non-stop flight? '

' how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? '


P.S. "from birth to age 18 a girl needs a good parents. from 18 to 35 she needs good looks. from 35 to 55 on, she need cash" ~Sophie Tucker

until then