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clerk: "please repeat after me:"I swear by Almighty God...."

witness: "I swear by Almighty God."

clerk: "that the evidence that i give..."

witness: "That's right."

clerk: "Repeat it."

witness: "Repeat it."

clerk: "No! repeat what i said."

witness: "what you said when?"

clerk: "that the evidence that i give..."

witness: "that the evidence that i give."

clerk: "shall be the truth and.."

witness: "it will, and nothing but the truth!"

clerk: "please, just repeat after me:'shall be the truth and..' "

witness: "im not a scholar, you know."

clerk: "we can appreciate that. just repeat after me:'shall be the truth and..'"

witness: "shall be the truth and."

clerk: "say:'nothing..' "

witness: "okay" (witness remains silents)

clerk: "No! dont say nothing. say:'nothing but the truth..' "

witness: "yes"

clerk: "cant you say: 'nothing but the truth?' "

witness: "yes"

clerk: "well? do so"

witness: "you're confusing me"

clerk: "just say: 'nothing but the truth' "

witness: "is that all?"

clerk: "yes"

witness: "Okay. i understand"

clerk: "then say it"

witness: "what?"

clerk: " nothing but the truth.."

witness: "but i do! that's just it"

clerk: "you must say: 'nothing but the truth.' "

witness: "I WILL say nothing but the truth!"

clerk: "please, just repeat these four words: 'Nothing. 'But.' 'The.' 'Truth.' "

witness: "what? you mean, like, now?"

clerk: "Yes! Now, please. just say those four words"

witness: "Nothing. But. The. Truth."

clerk: "thank you"

witness: "im just not a scholar"

P.S.true life and actual said in court, and recorded word by word ~from uncle john's supremely satisfying bathroom reader

P.S.S the cartoon? doesnt it look obvious? it also sometimes a real life experience, and recorded frame by frame.

until then