Thursday, 15 March 2007


Two men in a Toilet

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing Just fine"

And the other guy says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over? "

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"No........I'm a little busy right now! "

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back?There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions"

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