---~@ Dream Lover @~---
Whoa last night i had this weird dream. I mean like out of the blue out of nowhere. I fell asleep thinking of thing A and ended up dreaming about thing Z. I must've been in really really deep sleep.
Ever wake up after a weird dream, and just think......WTF? I do.Here's a few of my doozies..........
-I was the WWII Kamikaze pilot.
-I have this one all the time. I bite into some corn on the cob...and my front 4 teeth come right out. Then I grab my lower teeth and they fall right out in my hand. Then I scream and the rest just spit right out like bullets.
-I'm on a cruise ship, very late at night. I'm outside leaning against the railing, watching the waves go past. It's pitch black and I stand up on the railing. And wonder if I should jump.
-I walk into work. HR calls. I'm fired.
-A beautiful girl does a strip tease for me.....then when things getting 'hotter'..i woke up!! Damn!
-I'm on death row...and i get one wish....I ask for Jennifer Aniston.
-It's Finals Exam week...and I haven't read/study anythin!. And AGAIN, I ask myself...Why? Why do I do this to myself?
-MY ex-girlfriend BEGS me to comeback.
-I'm sitting on the roof of my house and jump! the funny thing was im flying!
-I'm fishing on a river bank, with my fishing rod.....My rod goes down and I pull up a beautiful mermaid.
-I'm insanely smarter than everyone.
-I can see through everyone's clothes.
-My wife wants me to have S*x with her....even MORE.
-Man Utd beats Chelsea 48-0....then we burn their stadium (the sh*thouse) down.
-I hang out around town....with no pants on, running..........
Disturbia - Rihanna
P.S. Im a creative person in my own dreams..well, who doesnt.
until then
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